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Monday, July 03, 2006

So, today my four month-old, Kyle, and I went shopping at our favorite supermarket. We were minding our own business when, out of the corner of my eye, I spied a wall of Betty Crocker cake mixes. "Cake sounds delicious," said my brain, "let's get some." I obeyed. Note that I've never made cake just to make cake, but something compelled me to grab the German Chocolate cake mix along with its associated frosting.

Later, after putting the groceries away, I found myself preheating the oven, gathering the necessary ingredients, combining them in a large bowl, blending them, pouring the resulting brown goo into two round cake pans, and placing them in the oven. Easy. In fact, it was a little too easy. Something felt wrong.

I began tidying up the kitchen, wiping counters, washing utensils, and so on, when I thought about the cookies Karen had baked a couple nights ago. I thought that maybe I shouldn't have made cake while we still had cookies in the house. Too many accessible sweets. A cornucopia of delicious baked goods. A one-way ticket to chubbyville.

That's when it hit me. Tomorrow is my birthday! What the hell am I doing baking a cake?! I had even specifically requested an ice cream cake for my birthday. We will have too much cake! Too much cake!

As I began applying frosting to the obsolete cake, I thought about perhaps giving the thing to one of our neighbors. "Hi. I baked a cake because I forgot I was getting birthday cake tomorrow and would like you to have it." But as it turned out, Karen's pretty excited about the cake and wants a piece of it. So it looks like we'll just have too much cake for a while. Feel free to stop by and have a piece.

8 Comments:

Anonymous JRF ...

Lee, I don't see how it is possible for me to stop by and take your cake. Now... if you want to bring it out to me, thats cool. I even have a spare guestroom all nice and cozy.. i mean.. after I move a few more boxes out of it.

Blogger Lee ...

I'll bake a cake when we come visit. :)

Gotta say, the one I just made was pretty good. In fact, I believe I hear it beckoning me...

Blogger Lee ...

And it continues to sing its siren song even tonight...

brb

Anonymous jonathan ...

Thanks, Lee. Now I have Never There by Cake stuck in my head. As a matter of fact, it was the soundtrack to my reading of this post.

Blogger Lee ...

Near, far, wherever you are, I believe that the heart does go on.

Better?

Anonymous Aaron ...

Two things:

First, I love the idea of obsolete cake.

Second, it might not be advisable to invite the Internet over for cake.

Blogger billybobtexas ...

Little red cook book, little red cook book.

Blogger Lee ...

Cake, please.

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